I was NOT cheating!

I was NOT cheating at lasertron. So my hairs are long and may or may not prefectly screen my back senser and shoulder sensers sometimes, I didn't cover them intentionally. That's just how my hairs fall. Would you like a peice of cake?
And even though the red team may or may not have won all four or our games, that does not make them better. It just provides more sympathy for us, the underdog losing team.
Onion rings are sometimes dangerous to eat, because sometimes the onion does not want to become unseparated from the rest of itself and them you have to shlurp the onion out of its little fried shell and hope that no one is looking because it's really messy and you get grease on you chin and your fingers and maybe even on your nose. But I guess in the long run the manner of eating the onion ring doesn't really matter, because the taste is unaltered by the method of consumption. Onion rings just taste good all the time!
So on Friday I went to the KMS pops concert outdoors in front of the school. I'm bitter at the band because they always sound good. They always get to play all the fun peices, too. Anyway, I saw Eriq and Briana there. Then later I saw them at Condrell's where every family in the world had gone for ice cream and we sat for 40 minutes, waiting for our food. Colin Griffen and Laura Bowen were also there. After Condrell's I picked up Kelly and raced to Lasertron because we were incredibly late. It turns out, however, that Laserton likes to hide, so I drove past it once and would have driven past it again were it not for Kelly, my sharp-eyed navigator with 20-20 vision. Then it was wierd because, late as we were, we were the second car to arrive, beaten by Eriq and Briana who I'd left sitting at a table in Condrell's, waiting for their ice cream. How did that happen?
Then yesterday I went to Kung Fu and sweated my eyeballs out, and after that I cleaned the big picture windows in the front of the school (during which I had to stand on a chair, and even then I still couldn't quite reach the top of the windows. Gah, why didn't my stupid legs grow? My hips certainly didn't have a problem doing that!). Then I dragged by tired, broken body home, mowed the front lawn, took an amazing shower and went shopping for food for the DanBostaph party with Dana and Stan and Naomi. Stan directed me to Tops international because he lives here and therefore knew the way, and we bought $101 and some amount of cents worth of groceries and decided that neither of us could afford $50 worth of food and that we were going to charge everyone $5 for the party, like Stan had been telling us to do all along. I felt really bad, because it's a given that if you're going to throw a party it's going to cost money, but apparently in Tennessee charging your guests is a prescripted folkway and Stan's friends to it all the time. I still think it's really rude, but I'm on the verge of not having one iota of currency to my name. (Feedback on this anyone? It's ok if you're insulted and don't want to pay five bucks. I understand.)
Wheeee. After shopping I went to my grandparent's for dinner (and it was very yummy, but I cut my hand trying to catch a broken wine glass that I first broke, then knocked over and that's the brilliance of me) and then I went to Marie's party! Yay Marie! Except, Freaky Friday nearly killed me. Gah, I hate characters! Well, maybe just those characters.....and I forgot the Music Man at Marie's house. Oh, I just love that musical. It is my favoritest favoritest favoritest musical in the enire world.
Now I'm waiting for Dana to call me so we can cook for the DanBostaph party. Call Dana, call. I'd like to get to Allentown before it rains and before it closes. And I'm going to start without you and Stan-LEY if you don't call soon. The End.