Saturday, January 29, 2005

A Tribute to Steve Hilbert- one day late

When I first saw Steve, I felt I should be sitting on his lap, telling him I wanted a stereo and a cell phone and a new computer for Christmas, please. Even at seventy he had a full head of white hair, a fluffy white beard and a paunch like none I’d ever seen. With rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes, he could have been Santa’s stunt double.

I wasn’t the only person who noticed his uncanny resemblance to the old elf. “I’m Santa’s older brother,” he told a young boy who asked him once. And I wasn’t about to argue - not with a man who could disarm me in less than a second and who was the only certified fencing master in western New York.

“Well, that’s an interesting sport,” people say when I tell them I fence. “How did you begin doing something like that?” It’s an easy formula in my opinion. Give a girl a book with a sword-wielding heroine and she’ll be hooked. I certainly was. When I found a fencing club in Buffalo, I convinced a friend to come with me and check it out. She wasn’t enthusiastic about the idea, but she came anyway, and one lesson was enough to convince her that fencing was just too cool to dismiss.

The beginner’s class was supposed to last only eight weeks, but it wasn’t designed for three eager eighth grade girls and one tolerant eighth grade boy who never practiced at home. Class was always fun, but the best times were when Steve took time off from scolding the advanced fencers and taught us. He was funny and sarcastic, but never mean. “God gave you knees to fence, so bend them,” he’d admonish us. And, “Look at your front foot; it’s pointing to Jersey City!”

When we at last began to fence each other, everyone struggled. We couldn’t see clearly through our protective masks and we were still clumsy with our weapons. “Your foil is not a windshield wiper,” was the phrase we heard most, with “If you were fencing any closer you’d be engaged,” coming in as a close second. It was enough to make us laugh and scandalize us at the same time.

Steve was our idol. He’d been fencing for most of his life, starting before the earth was made, the way he told it. Not only was Santa Claus his younger brother, but he’d gone to school with God.
But even Steve wasn’t immortal. He died on a Monday, the day before our weekly fencing lesson, three years after we’d started taking lessons from the club. The headline of his obituary read, “Stephen J. Hilbert, computer programmer.” But it wasn’t right. He was much more than that. He fenced, he sang on Broadway, and he fought in Korea. He was a member of MENSA, he loved gardening and his stained glass windows can be found in buildings around Buffalo. He was a teacher, role model and caring grandfather. Fencing will never be the same without him.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Snow Day!

And I thought I was too old for snow days.

Over the last few days it has been snowing frumiously, yes frumiously, and the Cape, which usually gets no more than 6 in. a year is suddenly under about 2 and 1/2 feet. Gamil, who lives on the Cape, was stuck at his house because Boston, unlike Buffalo, doesn't deal well with snow, and practice was cancelled today. Of course, I didn't find this out until I'd already left for breakfast. But it was all good. Breakfast is an important meal, so I guess it was for the best that I got up.

Today I tried to rearrange my schedule so I didn't have to take Computer Science and could take something useful instead. On one hand it's a good thing I tried to do this. I made a list of all the courses I need to take and it turns out that if I take two science and two English courses a semester I should be able to graduate in four years with a double major. On the other hand, this is kind of bad because it means that I can secretly start panicking about getting everything done sooner rather than later. And I haven't yet found a class to replace my CS one...so, I fail. Hm. Maybe I'll take Anthro, even though the Forensic Anthro class isn't offered this semester. Bah humbug. I need tea.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Review of the week

I can't beleive it. I'm listening to NPR. This is bad.

Anyway. This was a wonderful and full week. I forgot what we did on Monday, but on Tuesday Kelly and I went out to lunch with Meghan (and somebody else.....) and I had French onion soup and it was much yumminess. Then on Wednesday Kelly and I road tripped to Ohio to visit Kim! It was mad sweet. Kelly and I gossiped about cars and became speed demons. We discovered what an Ashtabula was (it's a group of three or more trucks on the highway), Kelly became invoved with a car of sketchy political beleifs and we got lost in Dublin.

When we got to Ohio State we parked in a parking garage and met Kim. First we met Julie and Hallie (Martha was still in class) and chatted with them for a while. Then we walked down High St. and got dinner at the Steak and Shake. Then we went to Starbucks. Yum. Afterwards we got a tour of some of the HUGE Ohio State Campus. We climbed on the numbers in the number garden (I will get on that three someday when I'm not in a skirt) and saw the duckies in the lake.

The next day Kim had class all morning, so Kelly and I slept. Around 1 we got up and decided to go get some breakfast. We met Kim outside of her dorm and walked down High St. again. We had breakfast at Subway and it was much yumminess. When we left it was raining. Then a big mean bus splashed Kim and me as we were walking so we were even more wet. We stopped in CVS and chatted with the dude behind the counter, then went back to Kim's dorm. After getting dry clothes (yay!) we went down to her living room thing and started moving furniture around for her film project. Eventually Kim had to go to class, though, so Kelly and I went back to her room and chilled with Julie. When Kim came back we started shooting the video, but it got to be six, and we were hungry so we high-hoed over to the parking garage and got the car and drove down High St. in to Columbus. It turns out that they don't beleive in parking in Columbus, so we drove around for a while looking for non-sketch places to park and eat. Eventually we found a nice parking lot on Gay St. and decided to look for a restaurant where we could eat. Well, as life would have it, people in Columbus aren't what you'd call subtle. We ate in a nice little bar/cafe thing called The Vine where people looked at us funny, our waitress was fascinated by my hair and they distributed newspapers called "se-gri-GAY-tion," "The Other People's Paper," and "The Gay Chronicals." Ah, Columbus.

It was on the late side as we left The Vine, so we went back to OSU and finished filming the movie. Then it was one, so we went back to Kim's room, where she studied and Kelly and I watched Sleeping Beauty. Dear Disney- way to kill the story. And use music from Tchychophsky's (spelling?) Swan Lake. Ya know, he wrote a whole Sleeping Beauty, but apparently it's not good enough to use completely. Also, Prince Phillip liked rainbows, sex and lying. And I'm Belle. And Kelly may or may not be Jasmine or Ariel.

Anywho. On Friday we left after Kim's classes, stopping briefly to switch drivers and then later to eat dinner (but not in the Cowboy Bar. Crazy Pennsylvanians.) And by stopping breifly I mean for at least an hour. We got home around 8, then convened at Kelly's house to watch Peter Pan, but we watched SNL instead.

On Saturday I hung out with the family, went out to dinner with them and saw "House of the Flying Daggers." It was....interesting. Kind of like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," except worse. After that I got dropped off at Kimberloo's, but she wasn't there. So the boys watched football and Kelly and I made brownies and everyone forgot to be co-ed except for Brian, Luke and Alex. Ah well. The next day my mom drove Kelly to Syracuse and me to Massechusettes. We stayed in Wocester with some family friends and continued on the Wellesley in the morning. I missed the first practice :( and there were only two people there. My mom and I met up with them at lunch, though, because even Schneider is closed, so we had to eat lunch in Tower. Then my mom left and I felt sad, so I talked to people online instead of unpacking. Around three I walked over to the sports center with Kara, who also lives in the Quad, and we practiced until 5. (There's a new girl joining our team. Exciting!) Not surprisingly, my arms are a lot sorer than my legs. When did foils get so heavy?

After practice I ate dinner with Tara and Kara, then we went to our respective dorms for showers- lovely showers! Then at 7 we reconvened in the Shafer rec room and watched Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Man, I love that movie. Afterwards we chatted in Kara's room and then I came home, absolutely exhausted, and pretended to unpack while I talked to people online.

I have spent this entire morning lazing about, so I really need to get dressed now and go to practice.

ps- I'm a unicorn!

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Our new friend Brad

Friday night was a crazy, party-hopping extravaganza. First Kelly and I got together at 7:30, drove to B "Dash's Market" Kwik and bought some mint chocolate chip ice cream for our toothless friend Marie. Then we went to Marie's house, ate ice cream and gossiped about you. Yes, you.

No, no, just kidding. We ate ice cream and discussed the meaning of life without wisdom teeth and possible debated the hottness of Colin Firth (he's hottttt), but I could be making that up because I don't actually remember what we talked about. The point was, we ate ice cream and it was good. After Marie's we went to Greg Della Posta's party to meet his girlfriend. We forgot the make up a list of important questions to ask (1- are you straight? 2- do you lie a lot? 3- what's the meaning of life?), so we didn't embarass Greg like we wanted to, but ya know, sacrifices have to be made sometimes.

We left Greg's a little late and embarked on the great advenutre to find the 990. We found it and took it all the way to Getzville so we could party at Janet's. There were CYO people there and others. I wasn't technically invited, but Kelly needed a navigator (and I'm a very good one) and I pretend to know some CYO people and Janet has a really cool house and I'm an awesome person and Mrs. Seel said I could go so I went. There was much good food and squashing of people on to the couch.

On the way back from Janet's Kelly and I decided to visit our new friend Brad who is cooler and hotter than all of our guys friends put together (which isn't saying much I guess...I mean, what?) So we drove out to visit him, had a good time, saw the sights and headed home. On the way back we tried to call our guy friends, but they, obviously jealous of our coolness and popularity, were throwing snit fits and refused to answer their phones. So we ditched them, rented "Not Another Teen Movie," got free donuts and went to Kelly's house to have a couch warming party.

Around three, I think, those of the male persuasion began calling Kelly's cell phone. Apparently they "had been grounded," "were fixing the roof," "were fixing the truck" and "were taking pictures around Kenmore," aka were doing something guy-like that we weren't invited to. No matter. We're still waiting for our flowers and chocolates, and until they show up there shall be no forgiveness. Y'all hear?

Today was less fun. My grandfather was admitted to the hospital for pnuemonia- although only after some stupid nurse delivered the wrong diagnosis and perscription and discharged him. Yeah, just love it when the hospital staff try to kill the patients. The good news is that he should be ok soon.

This afternoon I went to a Wellesley tea and talked to grads and perspective students and ate mad good cookies and drank yummy mint tea. That was fun. Then my mom and I visited my grandfather in the hospital. After that we went to dinner at my (fake) Aunt Ellen's house and it was yummilicious. Tomorrow I'm going to Rochester to see my Godmother and have dinner with family friends, so I won't be home till late.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Defenestration

Doesn't "defenestrate" sound like it should be something dirty? Or at least something threatening to males? I think so.
Also, I have three large and painful foil tip-shaped bruises on my shoulder and chest. Thank you Brian (Goldenshoes, not Marsh).
And my legs hurt. Thank you stair machine. And my arms hurt- but I don't really know why. The moral of the story is, I'm a sad excuse for a varsity athete.