HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY COOPER!

One thousand and one massive happy birthdays to Kelly!!!!!
Ok- too many memories for words, but that's not going to stop me.
Remember in 1st grade, when I met you and you were best friends with Nick B? But then we realized that boys had cooties, so in 5th grade we showed them who was boss when Marie dumped a bucket of water on David S's head. (AND THE PLAY. Hottest peice of theater EVER!)By that time we had proof that boys were dumber than girls because of THE BEST STORY EVER....and both sequals. In elementary school we also did gymnastics together and girl scouts on Tuesday nights and we ate dinner together! And we hated pink! AND BARBS ROCK MY WORLD!
Middle school was ruled by the Backsteet Boys, which were and ever shall be the best vocal group ever!!! You have excellent taste! And we went to five million BSB concerts...and remember that time at the mall, it was 84 days I think, and you had a little too much cappuccino? That was awesome! And dialogues and team 7B and Mith Peirth and Mr. Illuzzi- remember the time he dropped a book on Peter Fox's head? And him being scared of Chelsea and throwing chalk! And annoying Mrs. Waldron after school. And hanging out with Mrs. Horvatis and Mr. Ryan after school. And the time Mr. Horvatis taped your mouth shut? Hahaha. ECOLOGY CAMP. Don't be like the toilet paper, dragging up the rear! If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down! And the Bone Lady and Dr. Alimo and Mr. Dulair. "SOMEONE has sabatoged our project!" Hahahahaha. And your study in 9th grade.
Oh, and Mrs. Alks and Erie County Choir and JOHN and ALTO POWER forever and gold with distinction.
Ok- Highschool with Meetze and Mrs. Putnam and our hot hot hot hot HOTTT English project and winter camping with the Burkhardt troop. And we made friends with BOYS. It was intense. Remember how our fourth grade selves would kill us? Like, it would be bad. Yet hysterically funny to talk to them. AP American and AP bio- Plant Woman forever! Monocot and Dicot. We were the best sidekicks ever. And Brian the superhero! Oh my giddy aunt- and France and French exchange students. And how all the Americal girls loved Elric and the time he fenced Sam in epee, back in the day when we didn't know and love epee with all our beings. And Simple Plan concerts and Warped Tour (oh yeah warped tour this year) and both Proms and Gold award (or lack thereof- hahaha) and more winter camping and tons of hot-as-it-comes quotes of the week. Plus, Starbucks.
Then we graduated, which kind of sucked, but we had the best summer ever. Timmy Ho's runs in the morning and seeing everybody off. And winter vacation. Then you and Marie came to see me and we partied it up like whoa in Boston. St. Paddy's day in Boston- yeah Guinness. And you're a Wild Irish Rose. Come back and visit me again soon!
But most of all and most importantly, you are my best best best best best best best friend and ALWAYS will be and I will always be here for you and love you and beat down stupid boys for you... hehe. So I hope you have the bestestestest birthday ever! (My care will only be a few days late....) I MISS YOU! And I can't wait to see you soon!!!