This is what I have to say:
This is what I have to say: Ramen rules my world and so what if it's like the Korean equivilant of potato chips, I shall eat it for breakfast until I get tired of it and that will be never. Also, strapless bras are an abomination to civilization, and I hope that the next bill in congress has a rider attatched about outlawing them. Do you know what my stupid strapless bra did to me? It left a big welt on my side and it HURTS! Stupid strapless undergarment! And here's the other thing- Shakespearian insults are soooo much better than modern insults. I mean "Bite me, jerk" is very concise, but how can it compare to "You leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knotty-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!" or "I would the milk thy mother gave thee when thou suck'dst her breast had been a little ratsbane for thy sake!". A mouthful, yes, but much more satisfying in the end.
So, I just want the world to know that I am so cool I'm going to a freshman (almost sophomore now, I guess) boy's birthday party. Yes, yes, bow down to the coolness (shut up Phil...).
Here's the new plan: Kelly, Kim and I skip college and move to France, where Kim and I will open up a hair salon called 3 and 5, and Kelly will ride the tubes at the Charles De Gaulle airport. These will be our day jobs. At night, we will be superheros and punk rockers and have many amazing hits including "The Chicken Song" and "The Princess Pat". Any questions? You can contact our Rigabamboo.
4 Comments:
Yes! Undergarments can be evil. I have a few I'd like to burn... see, the problem with the feminist movement of the 70's is that they burned all bras, and then didn't come up with really comfortable ones to wear. No, no, they just burned all of them. And then marketing "geniuses" came up with all kinds of painful ones since we can't live without them... marketing jerks.
:)
And can I come to France too? I know I wasn't there when you guys went, but... I could help with the chicken song... :) Word to the Rigabamboo.
-KT
aw liz how did you know i would have to make a comment about you and the nerdy freshmen... but liz, let me say this, i wont even comment about you and the nerdy freshmen, just imagine the things i could say, i am sure they are much worse then the ones i can think up right now in my semi delirious sluring state
A Rigabamboo? Now what is that?
hahaha we're so sweet. I can't wait for France. The best part will be when I can ride the tuuuuuuubes!
Where're they gonna go??
i'm coming to france just to watch.!
and then i can get my hair done and join kelly on the tubes..except then we'd get separated on different ones and would never see each other again :o(
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