I can't remember the last time I wrote

Hm, it's been a while, I guess. And my memory is fried, as usual. What have I been doing for the last couple of days?
Well, on Monday I went to the zoo with Phil and Kelly and Brian and Naomi and Christina and Dan. It was INSANE! First the birds attacked us. Then Dan annoyed the gorilla that is bigger than he'll ever be and made it want to kill him and us. Then the two monkeys were scarring forever and I'm blocking that memory. We also found out that the sea otters aren't coming until after we're gone. I wanted to see them! :( Oh, but we saw Monique in the gift shop. That was cool.
After the zoo I went home, ate a really fast dinner and went to Kung Fu. When we bowed in we didn't say "Shurfu how" (spelling? I don't understand Chinese-Ebglish phonetics!) loud enough and Laoshi got mad at us and made us run. That was not cool, but it wasn't as bad as the last time we ran. Then we got to learn some cool slow Kung Fu, so class was fun. Afterwards I came home and showered and went and saw Harry Potter with Phil. That was fun. Only problem was when my dad came downstairs that night/morning and found that Phil was at our house he was less than pleased. This resulted in a Serious Discussion at Kelly's on Wednesday and I have to be home and in bed by 1. Eh, it won't last forever.
On Tuesday I went to fencing and I now have at least three rather unpleasant fencing bruises. Stupid epee. Well, no, I really like epee. It's just that two of the bruises are probably from epee and the other is probably from sabre. All three are from Brian, though, and I know that without a doubt. He redemed himself by giving me tips for fencing Lisa in sabre, however. I have to say, Joel is a smelly buttface that no one likes and if he tries to teach the "open" class sabre ever again, I'm going to throw down my foil and take him down with my bare hands. I was teaching the intermediates so I couldn't on Tuesday, but I will. Oh I will. Also, it's funnt that Kelly and I are the picnic committee because we forgot until Dan stared pointedly at us. Haha, that was funny.
Tuesday night my dad was out of town, so I slept over at Kelly's. We rented Eurotrip, L'auberge Espangole and the first two American Pie movies. Phil came over and watched Eurotrip with us. Scarring, scarring, scarred for the rest of my life. The Hitler kid and the naked men and and and there was much to scar me forever. Then Phil left and we watched L'auberge Espangole, which was a sweet movie whose main character looks like my old Greek teacher's fiance, well, maybe husband by now, and Run Lola Run. It was foreign movie night. Then it magically became 6 in the morning and so we went to bed.
We woke up at around 1 on Wednesday, I think. I went home, showered and returned to Kelly's house. There I read about Europe, read the paper, well Life and the comics, and took a nap, thereby trapping Kelly behind the couch. Sorry! I was tired and it wasn't as uncomfortable as it looked. Then my dad came over for dinner, followed by the aforementioned Serious Discussion and then both American Pie movies. Thank goodness Kim wasn't there.
Hmmmm. Today I slept until 11:30, enen though I was dutifully in bed by 1 or shortly thereafter. I talked to Phil, practiced, hung out with Kt and Molly which was much coolness because I haven't seen her for ages, went to my lesson, called Phil from there and really confused him (sorry), and now here I am. Later I shall eat a proper dinner with my father for the first time in who knows when, visit the library and go to see Farenhiet 911 (I know I can't spell).
Last word: Please keep Graham and his family in your thoughts and prayers. His grandmother passed away this morning. May her memory be eternal!