Yikes, I'm a Real Live ADULT!

We graduated from high school today! Congrats, congrats, congrats to everyone! Class of 2004 kicks some major butt, and the school is definatly going to go down hill without us there for the coolness factor. But that's their problem. Next year we shall go to our respective colleges and rock the campuses. Look out world, here we come!!!!!!
Anyway, the last couple of days have just been party party party. On Friday we had an amazing party in Mang Park (for which rented an extra shelter that we didn't really need. D'oh!). All the coolest people were there, but we were ditched by Greg Kaufman, who told me he was "called into work at the last minute" today when I yelled at him before graduation (yeah, we see how it is), Greg Della Posta who is STILL a FRESHMAN and shall be until the first day school (well, that's my opinion) and Shawn, the coolest Buffalo Police officer and left handed-fencer in the world. Why, why did he skip our party? I even gave him some hard core good directions on how to get to the park! Shot down us. Some of the highlights of the party were: 1. Playing kickball with Mr. Watson and having my team win. Since when does a team I'm on win at anything? That would be never. 2. Playing with Meghan's HUGE beach ball. That was mad hot! Where did Meghan get it? I think I want one! Except our guy friends are too mean for words. We girls may be short, but that just puts our knees in closer proximity to your groins. So you can just rethink hovering behind us and stealing the ball from over our heads. Yeah, that's right. 3. Me almost getting kicked in the face by Jay Goldstein. Sorry if I'm buthering the spelling of your last name, Jay! 4. Playing Red Rover and me getting trampled by Rob Marsh. It's ok, Rob. Getting a fish-shaped bruise has made me the most popular kid at parties. I think we should agree, however, that we're too big and too old to play that game. It's dangerous!
Oh, and one last thing- Thank you to the random lady who helped me carry the subs to my car when I picked them up from Subway! Your help was very much appreciated!!!!!
On Saturday I went to Andy B's graduation brunch at Fanny's with some very random people. It was fun, but highly random. The people there were Joe Sleap, Chris Arnet (BDCMCADB), Ellen Walthers, Liz Stancliff, Leah Rankin, Colin Griffin and Laura Bowen. And Kelly Cooper, of course. Then I went home, helped set up for my party- sorry, family only, guys- and then abandonded them again for DanBostaph's party. I could only go for a little bit, and I completely missed Amanda Webster's party. Sorry Webby! I'm still looking forward to hanging out with you in Boston! At DanBostaph's party I lost to Said in carpet ball, but what can you expect? It was kind of a disappointing party, though. I thought all the Bostaphs were taller that life, but It turns out that the extended Bostaph family is normally sized. :( That's ok, I'll get over it.
After the Bostaph's party I returned unto my house and my own party commenced. Sometimes my family is very funny and likes to make fun of each other. Acutally, that only refers to the Greenburgs. Still, they're always funny to be around. Also, I would like to announce that my chances of ever being invited to an awards show in Hollywood are slowly but surely declining. Not that they were ever that great to begin with. Kelly, when you marry him could you get me an extra ticket? He probably won't invite me of his own volition, but it still counts if you do.
And then Sunday happened. We graduated, found out that Mrs. Monaco, the English teacher, actually conducts the orchestra, and I saw my unpleasant ex for the last time. YES! This was followed by fun party hopping (Kelly's, Chelsea's, Mike's, back to Kelly's, Naomi's and then Kim's). It was fun fun fun, even if Mark was mean to me the entire time! Next time I get a wet willy, someone is losing their gonads, and I doubt there'll be any anesthesia handy. Also, Mike is mean, and Eriq is mean and Phil is mean. Brian get's Kudo's for saving me many times. I propose taking away Mike's Boy of the Year Award and giving it to Brian.
Now it's late, no matter what the messed up clock thing on my journal says. I have no idea how it comes up with posting times, but they are always wrong by a lot.
Also- Mr. Greco is a jerk because he butchers the English language everytime he opens his mouth. Thank goodness he wasn't speaking at "Commencement" today. That would have been painful!